Life Lessons

Before getting a bus, you should not:

1.  Challenge the Konyagi warrior.  He graces bottles of gin here.  If you drink enough to impress him he will lower his arms for you on the label.  He will also laugh at your ineptness for the whoel bus ride.

2. Eat a whole pineapple.  That’s just too much pineapple for one digestive tract.

3.  Clean anything.  It will not leave the bus clean.  Even if it’s in a sealed bag inside another bag in a box.